The Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect,  they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office

and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce  would depend on the circumstances,

and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and a nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It is made of concrete.

I don't think you understand..

Does either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have a car port, and no garage.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. 
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I am always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she is a white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof. 
What kind of proof?

She going to poison me..

She buy a bottle at drugstore

and put on shelf in bathroom.

You know, I can read English... it says:

"Polish Remover"